"You've been asleep long enough, Anons. It's time to wake up."
Huh. He sighed and yawned, stretching over the back of his ripped leather computer chair.
Posts like this aren't uncommon on the Conspiracy board. Someone trying to stir up the lurkers, and send everyone on a wild goose chase.
It's happened time and time again, someone poking the schizos with a stick and making them flip out in paranoia, scrambling on this one little piece.